Kev the Vampire


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Kev the Vampire

‘The blood is the life! The blood is the life!’ That is all the mysterious Patient K would say.

Follow his psychiatrist’s ‘Notes on a Case of Obsessional Neurosis’ and piece together the story of K’s life: his gruesome school days at the Holy Bleeding Pelican; his drug-induced visions; his wars with Social Welfare zombies, estate agents, and his office supervisor.

Follow his romantic misadventures as a dishwasher in Bavaria and learn how comically difficult life can be for the would-be vampire in the 21’st century.


Where can I find the vamp?

First published by Rebel ePublishers (now defunct) the novel is now available on Amazon (print and Kindle) and Smashwords et al.

Bewildering Stories house the novella of Kev the Vampire

Zazzle Merchandise. Drink deep with a Kev the Vampire mug. Browse over a sanguine mouse pad. Cover your torso with a bloodsucking t-shirt.


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